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And you can follow us on @hantubola (duh).

Also, I'm just here to post this picture.

 

 MUAHAHAHAHAA

Are The Everton Jersey makers colour blind?

Remember this abomination Everton came up with last season?

They've decided to limit the humiliation to just their goalkeeper alone:



Now, go check out Guardian's compilation of worst dressed goalkeepers EVER.

You're Being Silly! Stop Being Silly!

You know all those stupid gossip headlines written by hacks in UK papers about how this team is buying this player, and how 'dressing room sources' give them all those juciy news? Well Gigi Salmon of Chelsea TV decided to find out exactly who all these dressing room sources are...



Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. To quote Football365: "Gigi Salmon, we love you".

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Speaking of presenters, did anyone catch the post-match analysis of the game last night? Who was that annoying portly, fat bastard sitting on the far right, dissing the Liverpool kids by saying 'they won't go far' and predicting that Arsenal would win 3-0? I never knew anyone could be more annoying than Steve McMahon, but there you go.

Has Torres Scored For Chelsea?

FIND OUT HERE!

Picture of the Week

Move over Vinnie Jones.

FERNANDO WHO???!!???

TORRES 0 - 1 LIVERPOOL

MUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
You can take our El Nino,
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAUUUULLLLLLL!

*Victory dance*

Oh, and didya see Agger socking him one IN DA FACE? HAHAHAHA!

Gay Neville in Memory

Gary and Ginger
Together
Forever.

- The End -

Who's gonna kiss Ginger IF he scores again?

'Nuff Said

Nice Dive, Berbatosser.

Haih. Watudu. 10 men vs 12 men. At least we don't have to look at Woy's forlorn, clueless face in the dugout anymore.

CHAMPIONS OF ASEAN, BABEH!!!!!

Malaysia clinches victory at the Gelora Bung Karno Stadium

WHOA now THAT'S what I call a happy feeling.

The whole team actually played like an EPL team. Khairul Fahmi's penalty save, Kunalan's tireless running, the super-young backline, Safiq, Safee, Shairul... EVERYONE played their part!

WELL DONE BOYS! But don't let it get to your heads, boys, there's a long way to go. And all you bandwagon-jumping politicians, don't kacau-kacau ok? Leave the football to KING RAJABGOBAL!

IDUP RAJAGOBAL! KING RAJAGOBAL!

Ni baru ASEAN. Next stop, Asia!

Wang Rooney? Wayne Money?

Rooney doubles his money as he performs United U-turn

After seeming certain to leave, Wayne Rooney has signed a new five-year contract at Man Utd worth £180,000-a-week

Wang Rooney?
Wayne Money?
Do you REALLY think it was loyalty that convinced him to stay?
180,000 reasons say otherwise.

For Sale

Two previous owners

ugly

dirty

smelly

stupid

tend to stray away from home,

but kind to old people.

Fuck this shit... Send in the lawyers!

CIBAI.

C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the 'best performance' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.

70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!

Lucas: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels
Maxi: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY.
Mereles: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool.
Torres: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu)
Gerrard: ran a lot, couldn't do much
Carra: Definitely not an attacking wing-back.
Konchesky: Crap. At least Insua could run fast.
Reina, Skrtel & Kyrikos Kebab: Without them we'd have lost 5-0.
Joe Cole: He was playing?

Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.

Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."

Yanks out, Yank in

LIVERPOOL SOLD TO OWNER OF BOSTON RED SOX

The board of Liverpool has agreed to sell the club to the US owners of the Boston Red Sox baseball team following an extraordinary boardroom wrangle that revealed the splits at the highest level of one of English football's most celebrated insitutions.


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WTF, from two Yanks to another Yank? Sigh....

OK, let's look at this another way. Will this New England Sports Ventures thing wipe out the debt that Gillette and Hicks incurred? If so, that's already a positive sign. But whether or not NESV has the funds to invest in the team further is another matter. But at least there's no more pressure on the finances (well, not as much anyway) and we won't be forced to sell stars like Torres at a cut-price just because we need the money.

Though I'm still not convinced that Roy Hodgson is the manager to bring us forward.

KTHXCIBAI #6373593

DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY.
THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.

Kthxcibai.

CIBAI #01 for 2010

Dammit. Should have won that one.
Why didn't Reina wear his cap to block out the sun?
Cibai.
And there I was going on and on
About how "In Reina We Trust, In Almunia we HAHAHA"
I think I jinxed him. GAH.
Oh well, letting in an own goal is bad,
But surely conceding to NGOG is infinitely more embaressing?
And against TEN MEN samore.
As Sashi put it, we took off one guy,
And gave you a goal,
And you STILL couldn't win. LOL
Oh well, the team looks a lot more solid this season at least.
Bring on the Citeh!